The April Fools' Contest is now finished.
With huge thanks, brightly colored mixed drinks, and a parade to Ello, JaneyV and pjd for entering!
Vote for your favorite ending! Simply use the box to the right.
My lil lecture:
I'm rescinding the rule that you had to have commented to vote, but I'm also taking on faith you all are decent, honest human beings. (I know, my mistake....) Folks, I am trusting you all to be adults, and truly vote for your favorite ending. Once.
If I get to the point I think the voting's skewed, I'll scrap the poll and declare my own Readers' Choice winner. So there.